Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Men in Black, Step Aside

The new hotness has arrived.

Nothing but good news everywhere.

No offense to Lynda Carter. She and Adam West were neck and neck in the competition for that aesthetic sensibility known as camp. Would you believe that word goes back to 1909? Would you believe...

The great thing about looking hot, being tough and leaving a good looking corpse is that one does not have to offer pretenses about intellectual capability, multitasking, equal rights or who be the first bitch to...

Not that I see a lot of television, but I will be interested in how she plays on The View. I'm ready for the movie, maybe something a little less dark than Batman. Forget the TV show. Straight to DVD, dude. Lot's of possibilities here. Gotta find the nearest comic book shop. Check the colors on that bad outFIT, Jim! She looks like the all-American girl reincarnated. Great stuff. Hard cheese, Barbie. Just the kind of modern day popular heroine to take us into new realms of adventure and death for all those megalomaniacs, infidels, powerbrokers and politicians. Notice I did not say corrupt politicians, Boy Wonder!

Now all we need is Father Guido Sarducci on Saturday Night Live to remind us how lucky we are. Let's hear it for Don Novello, ladies and gentlemen. Stand up for America. Fight, fight, fight!

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