"We are not going to say 'We told you so,'" said Muammar Abu Minyar al-Gathafi yesterday in an exclusive interview. "We have welcomed our black African Kenyan as a brother and a light in the dark. But our worst fears have come to pass and we are back to square one now," Colonel al-Gathafi said.
"We had such high hopes, great respect for his vision, this new president, leader of America, elected by the people, perhaps the most powerful in the world today. We see him now as out of touch with the masses. Around the world people make fun of him. He has alienated the very people he promised to help," said Brother Leader al-Gathafi.
"Worse, he has ignited racist sentiment we had hoped he would put to rest. This is disaster! He seemed to be an intelligent man with a beautiful family. But we believe he has shown himself to be what some Americans call an 'uppity nigger.' This is not good. It is not good to speak of this, but we must face the political reality," said al-Gathafi.
"Look at this immigration, this border, this Mexican, this, this, this... drug war, these crimes against humanity in the name of freedom (INAUDIBLE). What has he done but make it worse? Not only worse but he has set back the clock to the Dark Ages. We felt the Americans were making progress. The... what do you call it? Profiling? This must be some kind of Anglo-Saxon joke, no? Libya has lots of experience with immigration and we try to get the exiles, the refugees, those seeking asylum, infidels, aliens (INAUDIBLE) out of our country as quickly as possible. Get them to France, Italy, Spain... wherever, but get them out! They do not assimilate! They are our brothers, but they have no place here. We had nothing to do with it, of course, but the Italian government is paying the Libyan people, how do you call it? some big bucks? Big bucks to send these people back to their home country," said al-Gathafi.
"Mohammed wrote about this, even Jesus, and, and... (INAUDIBLE) Abraham spoke of people like these refugees. They are weak, so what? The world is full of weak people. We have enough to do taking care of our own people. If these people, out of ignorance, have made themselves unwelcome among their own countrymen, what can Libya do? Only prolong the agony? They need to return home and confront their tormentors. They cause only resentment in Europe, and the Libyan people will not tolerate them. What are we to do? Sacrifice our own common interest for these ne'er-do-wells, these, these...(INAUDIBLE) vermin?
"People have lost touch with reality and we are beginning to wonder what our black African Kenyan has on his mind," said Brotherly Leader al-Gathafi. "How do you say it? He has bought the farm? He has screwed the pooch? We only hear the talk, we do not know what these things mean, really. It's amazing how many people continue to believe he's a wonderful guy when his ignorance is so obvious. What an idiot! Ultra maroon!
"Speaking of incredibull, square one...whatever. We are a big fan of American baseball. It was dismal being in New York last fall, unable to go anywhere because of security. What kind of security is that?
"Anyway, we never met Steinbrenner, but, praise Allah! he was a giant among men. We are not so sure of his children. Our own children have done some incredibly stupid things. Of course, to us, they will always be children. But we don't think his family will be so successful. Like so many, they probably think they cannot fail. Look at the DeBartolo kid and the 49ers...
"We respect such great men. But we are Boston Red Sox fans," he said.
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