Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Brotherly Leader Pledges Revolutionary Assistance

By special arrangement in furtherance of his mission of world peace and direct democracy, the Brotherly Leader and Guide of the Revolution, Colonel Muammar Al-Gathafi will answer questions and offer advice to readers of Fluid Reality.

Asked why he would make himself available so openly, he cited his magnaminity and the opening of his own website as evidence of his commitment to the repressed peoples of the Western world. "I am an international leader, the dean of the Arab rulers, the king of kings of Africa and the imam of Muslims, and my international status does not allow me to descend to a lower level or do anything less for my peoples," he said.

Brother Leader suggests people acquaint themselves with his theory of jamahiriya,  his recent speeches, including last year's laconic address to the United Nations, at www.algathafi.org/  and his Green Book,  first published in 1975 and available at Amazon and other fine online retail establishments.

"I am saddened by the departure from American television of my good friend Larry King. His voice has been drowned out by those nattering nabobs on Fox and CNN and I will not be seen as participating in such foolishness. So, I have invited Larry to share my tent in Tripoli for a little R&R after Ramadan," he said in a recent interview. "The world is an increasingly dangerous place and people need an alternative to the lies of the Western press and the prevarications of the United Nations leadership," he said. "Why do you think China exposes their economic weaknesses in the London Times while complaining of steel prices in the United States?" he asked. "Do you think they expect people to believe that crap?"

So, ladies and gentlemen, you heard the man. Post your questions in the comment box below. Please limit yourselves to serious questions and refrain from personal attacks on the Brotherly Leader for his alleged crimes and terrorist activities.

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