Slow news day? O'Buma flappin' his lips? More civilians slaughtered by a stray drone in Afghanistan? Oil spewing unfettered in the Gulf of Mexico? Mushroom cloud in the Iranian desert? Wait! Consensus in the Iraqi Parliament! That's gotta be it.
For balding fat men, Pat Riley's hair and physique are to kill for. And while James and his buddies got the photo opportunities, the headlines, all the attention, it was, after all, about the Heat. Not your average hotness, Pat Riley's Miami Heat.
The guy is more than mere icon, he's a god. Ask Chris Rock. Spike Lee says the fix be in, but he never fails to be eloquent.
When veteran reporter Stephen A. Smith asserted two weeks ago that James, Wade and Bosh would unite in Miami, his report was widely dismissed as conjecture or fantasy, according to The New York Times. On Friday, LeBron James, Chris Bosh and Dwayne Wade were dancing on a stage in Miami.
As illustration, why do assholes like Jerry Jones and Marc Cuban insult the sidelines with their presence? It's always an indication they're meddling in the coach's office. It's distracting to the players. You want the playoffs, jerk-off? Get back in the skybox.
But now it's clear why. They think they're Pat Riley!
I ain't tellin' ya' what you don't already know. Pat Riley's The Man. There it is.
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